What Happens When G Bitch Gets a Free Subscription to Marie Claire

Oh. Fuck. Where oh where do I start?

Can she be any fucking skinnier? What is she, a 4? 6? She can’t be an 8—I’ve been 8 and never looked that much like a plank. How unrealistic is that?

Why does she have that finger-in-mouth, baby-faced come-fuck-me look?

And GIRLS? What is this, middle fucking school? Girls running what exactly where?Maybe if they were WOMEN, they could get some shit done.

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A mad black woman in New Orleans.
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